CockTail

There is no question with every alcoholic drink the people around you become more exciting and better looking. I don't know about you but in the stupidity of my youth I've had a couple wake-up-the-next-morning experiences where you wonder what the hell kind of beer-goggles you were looking through. As I listened to a friend rant about the embarassment she felt after having too many cocktails, it got me thinking...

The word Cocktail alone defines the intention of an evening with too much liquor. For as the drinks go down smoother and faster, they lighten the load of inhibition and free the mind of pre-existing moral standards. As the evening progresses you learn to share the cocktail... she gets cock and he gets tail. :)